Have you guys ever seen the Overstock.com commercial? Am I the only one that is really disgusted and turned off by that slut trying to sell the services of a website?  She reminds me of an over the hill ex-stripper looking for work and overstock just happened to be strolling along with a small budget to work with. Then she has the nerve to flaunt herself like she's gods gift to men. She pisses me off and grosses me out.

I was recently watching Emeril on the Food Network and have pinpointed the exact reason I get annoyed when I watch this show. I really can't stand his audience. Why? because they applaud him with every chance they get. I can understand if he finishes a dish or a show or even says his signature "BAM!" but these guys are pathetic. This guy threw salt on his chicken without the "BAM!" and guy gets applauded. How about some grated cheese? clap clap clap... how about we boil some water? yeah you know it... crazy claps.

This really cant be that applause indicator that they have facing the audience because they look genuinely entertained... because of this, I have to figure that Emeril is the And-One of suburbanites in their 30's-40's. How else can you explain this phenomenon?

And-One does some cheatin ass junk like bouncing a ball off some dudes head... they go nuts.
Emeril does absolute junk in the kitchen and they go nuts.

And-One has their mix tape tour.
Emeril has his version of a mix tape tour.

And-One always obtains new players to keep things fresh.
Emeril has been gaining cast like crazy... who the hell needs somebody to play an instrument on a cooking show?

I'm sure I can keep going on and on...

With these 2 phenomenons on the scene, we have got to figure out what the next big thing is. Maybe we can strike it big with big boring displays of ordinary things... like maybe you guys can clap after watching me type on this keyboard... or maybe I can show you guys how to walk and chew gum. We can also do an Emeril/And-One combination show... here let me salt this chicken and bounce it off the back of your head.

I think I have some serious issues. With nothing to do on this saturday night... (boo hoooo... yeah shut the hell up) I was just looking through some old photos online and noticed many pictures with people that have been inflicted with the bunny ears. I calculated that about 91.3% of these bunny ears were caused by me... taking note that at least 75% of these people were not acquainted with me. Thats a whole helluva lot of bunny ears.

yeah yeah... you might say that a person like me has no life and has to ruin somebody elses pictures but I really do get some sort of sick pleasure from it. In fact, it's just like me to do whatever it takes to give myself a humorous kick without a care as to what other people think or feel. I am not equal opportunity however as I do find it more hilarious the higher I think that person is on the media slut scale.

There's nothing wrong with being a media slut but I think its hilarious how people have tons of pictures of themselves in ordinary places. Like if you flip through the typical media slut's photo album you'll see like 5 pictures of the same people on a couch and then standing and then on a different couch but in the same room and then standing like 5 feet from where they were standing like 10 minutes ago to take that first standing shot. So now what can we do about this monotony? This is where I come in and mix things up. See? I'm actually helping these poor souls. Now they can caption their photos with "us with this asshole giving us the bunny ears".
 

YES!

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